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钓鱼不能打瞌睡

当场去世

美女看中了这个帅哥

有目的性锻炼

The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience and try to understand me …If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience.Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you.If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times…Do not interrupt me… listen to meWhen you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep…When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
Remember when I had to chase you with thousand excuses I invented， in order that you wanted to bath…When you see my ignorance on new technologies… give me the necessary time and not look at me with your mocking smile…I taught you how to do so many things… to eat good， to dress well… to confront life…When at some moment I lose the memory or the thread of our conversation…let me have the necessary time to remember…and if I cannot do it，do not become nervous…　as the most important thing is not my conversation but surely to be with you and to have you listening to me…
看美女怎么把飞机打下来的

这颗也不对 不是这颗！

纸巾擦嘴的那一下，我就知道他吃饱了
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The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience and try to understand me …If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience.Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you.If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times…Do not interrupt me… listen to meWhen you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep…When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
Remember when I had to chase you with thousand excuses I invented， in order that you wanted to bath…When you see my ignorance on new technologies… give me the necessary time and not look at me with your mocking smile…I taught you how to do so many things… to eat good， to dress well… to confront life…When at some moment I lose the memory or the thread of our conversation…let me have the necessary time to remember…and if I cannot do it，do not become nervous…　as the most important thing is not my conversation but surely to be with you and to have you listening to me…
这样调戏美女 你没死过是吗？

好酷的墨镜
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美女 我的管好大的 你这样吸不了

舌功可怕